GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! One time when that skater went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. A